October 13, 2009

Green Is Dope.

Being heavily influenced by the ways of my Mother, lately. I’ve decided to become eco-awesome while living back under her roof. While I’m already maintaining a diet of slow food and eating in-season local produce, I’m also becoming a recycle slag every day. Furthermore, I’m suddenly turning a cautious eye to my current, household power usage. Mum makes me mow the lawn with an electric mower and I even donate all of my eco- food leftovers, to the eco-worm farm, behind our eco-house or to eco-Milkshake, the cute eco-dog that lives next door. It’s not exceptionally hard to get your hands on friendly-food these days. Most supermarkets have a charming selection of free-range options and organic produce that you can purchase (and better yet, you can go and innocuously devour it all, right in front of a hippie). Conversely, I myself prefer selecting produce at the local Farmers’ Markets because occasionally I find money on the ground. In fact, I’ve stumbled upon free money during every visit. Who would have thought that going to a dull market could be such a lucrative venture? I didn’t. Anyway, I don’t even like food. This is not what I came here to write about. I came here to boast about my eco-friendly soul and to show off to you, with some eco-treasure that I want to buy.

Not only is it lovely to eat in-season food and sip on Yealands wine (eco-alcohol) but it’s also rather delightful to wear in-season clothes. Here is a mean and green clothing brand (Sosume) that’s doing it’s part in providing us with a green-option when it comes to looking beautiful on our fading planet. Could these kids be any more au courant! It’s so cool that they care, right? 

Twenty-two more trips to the Farmers’ Market and I think I can afford something eco-OK, this summer!

Sosume Clothing

Sosume's high quality and 100% organic clothing.  Dreamy.

Sosume's high quality and 100% organic clothing. Dreamy.

 

Just quickly. A casual kudos to Chaos and Harmony. Local produce for the local community. The Mount’s very own footwear designers. So, you can leave little carbon footprints in sexy shoes, I guess.
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October 12, 2009

In With A Tim

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Introducing our favourite boy of the moment, Tim Chapman. Tim is an exceptional Artist.

We decided to shake things up for this new interview. So, after much deliberation on how to conduct a new method in asking questions, we decided to get to know Tim Chapman by asking him to participate (unknowingly) in a popular psychiatric test.

Rorschach (Ink blots) is a popular method to decipher a person and their mental mind state.

Because Tim is a visual creative, we thought this test would be far too easy for him to sit and way too hard for us to “professionally” analyse.

Instead, we opted for the Word Association test. We looked up Dr Jung’s top 100 test words and they were all shitty. In the end we decided not to plagiarise Dr Jung’s dumb list.

We gave Tim eight of our own words, he answered back and then we analysed his answers.

In a crazy creative frenzy, we totally DaVinci decoded Tim! He’s amazing. Enjoy!

Mon & Sam say: INCOGNITO

Tim says: “Ray Bans

Here’s an excellent example of symbolism, when it comes to figuring out Tim Chapman. In decoding Tim’s answer, we believe he may be subconsciously referring to the life and times of Bob Dylan. Mr Dylan sucked on a Motorbike so much that he crashed in to a tree back in 1966. History suggests that Dylan was dressed in his Ray Ban Wayfarers and a white T-shirt, on the evening of his accident. Speaking of t-shirts, one of Tim’s images feature on a T-shirt for the Kiwi, clothing brand, Thank Goodness. One half of Thanks Goodness is Ruben Bryant, who is also the owner of Good As Gold in Wellington. It was at Good As Gold, that Tim had an exhibition titled “Party on a Motorbike” and a Bob Dylan look-alike crashed the party.

Mon &Sam say: T-PAIN

Tim says: “Hater

T-pain sings a song featuring Kanye West called Flight School. Judging by one of T-Pain’s previous songs (Buy U A Drank), it is shamefully obvious that T-pain didn’t embark on any sort of schooling experience (let a alone a fucking flight school). Anyway, because T-pain is a hater, he didn’t pass Kindergarten, then he couldn’t get his required marks for gangster-school. Thus making T-Pain a self-taught, rap-artist. Get this, the brilliant Tim Chapman received a rejection letter (we’re not making this up) from the art school he had applied for. Tim was so determined to nurture his artistic abilities that he got himself a nearby studio and attended the lectures on campus anyway. Tim is a self taught artist!

Mon & Sam say: JAPANESE FOOD

Tim says: “Digestive Delight

This shows that Tim is fond of Japanese food and alliteration. Here we go. Dunedin-Don is a digestive delight that delivers diverse dishes . That’s just an extension of his alliteration for the letter ‘d‘. We have come to believe that Tim is originally from Dunedin. Yes, he grew up on a farm there.

Mon & Sam say: ANDROID

Tim says: “Rooks Knife Trick (alien movie)”

What an answer! For Tim to remember the knife trick (from the Sci-fi film, Alien) means that he is a bold and dangerous guy *swoon*. However, we wonder if he may be a slight racist towards Androids, because Bishop (the Android who did the knife trick in the movie) copped some serious flack from Ripley (a prejudice human woman AKA Sigourney Weaver). Anyway, in the end they kind of fell in love. Maybe, Tim would one day feel inclined to date an android, fall in love with it, adopt alien children and live dangerously in space…That would be rad! Last year, Mr Chapman displayed his work in Sydney, at The Monster Children Gallery. His exhibition was called “Be Rad“. It was a huge success. We didn’t see any knife tricks but we saw a girl open a beer bottle with her teeth. Apparently she was some sort of crazy, kick-ass android named Dareb (which is also the name of an Imperial Pilot in another Sci-Fi film called, Star Wars). Dareb is also Be Rad backwards. Holy shit!

Mon & Sam say: UPPER THIGH

Tim says: “Black eye

Please excuse us as for getting a bit indolent here. Tim refers to the colour “black” and we know a place called “Black Box”. Black Box (a fashion store) in Auckland (Surrey Crescent) held an opening for some of Tim’s recent work. The Exhibition was titled Snake Pit. That was some easy decoding! Oh, the exhibition was amazing and the party was lovely. Check this out!

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Mon & Sam Say: WHIZ-BANG

Tim Says: “Altona”

Altona is only about 8km away from the Melbourne CBD. It’s also a place in Germany, which is the home of Mercedes Benz. Tim is currently preparing for his next show which, is in Melbourne. After that he plans to move back to New York. OK, New York is nowhere near Germany or Melbourne but within New York there is a place called Altona and that’s in Clinton County. Clinton County was named in honour of a guy called George Clinton (two US Presidents partly share the same name). George Bush was President after Bill Clinton. Bush has a wife called Laura Bush and Laura attended Mercedes Benz Fashion Week in New York and turned up to two of the shows in Bryant Park. Last year, Tim lived in New York for two months.

Mon & Sam say: LA POLICIA

Tim says : “Espanol Police

OK, so he’s some sort of Spanish speaking fugitive.

Mon & Sam Say: COFFEE

Tim says: “daily

Caffeine is great, especially if you’re moving to the “city that never sleeps”. Well, we already figured out that Tim is moving to New York and he obviously drinks coffee daily. So, we put his answer “Daily” in to an anagram generator (we needed the extra-decoding help) and we got “Lydia“. Mon has a Grandma named Lydia, she was born in Madrid. She’s a Spanish speaking fugitive like Tim!



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August 6, 2009

Care to dance, Mr Frantz?

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He is a lusty and gifted musician, that originally hails from Auckland and now he’s residing in the infamous “underbelly” suburb of Ascot Vale, in Melbourne. This youngster, sings/preaches and plays guitar in the musical group, White Birds and Lemons. Mr Scott Frantz is our ideal gentleman of this aeon because he’s totally talented, makes a pleasurable pizza, and he’s of Hungarian-Gypsy decent. Swoon!

Quite like the “Sweet Hungarian Paprika” you can buy at the Supermarket, a pinch of Scott Frantz will infuse any gig, party or outrageous event with some piquant pleasure ensued by an aftertaste of subtle misbehaviour.

We should have asked Scott for an update on his Australian gigs or perhaps about the band’s lovely recent reviews. Maybe we could have asked him about the recording of White Birds and Lemon’s new album and how the rest of the charming band mates are getting on in their new province. Perhaps, we ought to have asked Scott what’s on his play list right now. Stuff about his hopes, aspirations and musical achievements would have all made for an impressive interview. Last week, we asked him some other questions instead.

1. I strongly believe that alcohol was invented to humiliate me. Along with the tagging application on Facebook, 8-10aa sized bras and Mariah Carey’s wide vocal range. Is there anything out there that you resent in getting pleasure from?

Well, an obvious one is seeing people take mad bails in public places, like tripping up stairs and falling in puddles, but I’m sure everyone loves that kind of thing. Another thing that gets me off in a cringe-worthy way is telling bums who ask for money I have none whilst shaking the shrapnel around in my pocket.

2. Scott, do you have any favourite song lyrics that you manage to fuse with everyday conversation?

 Recently, at the restaurant I work at I’ve been casually speaking lyrics to different songs in question form to the Italians who can’t really understand me, for example - ” Hey cosimo, when the world has turned paralysed and wronged, cold-blooded claws never offered anything at all? ” … It’s a really fun game, but after a while they realize I’m fucking with them and revert to swearing at me in Italian whenever I try. Bastards.

3. The “android age” is nigh. A trillion autobotical-chrome-beings are probably lined up in the sewers and getting ready to attack when some geeky faggot decides to open a FWD that reads “send this email to 15 people to receive a girlfriend and a world wide robot attack”. Scott, have you noticed any evidence of robot supremacy lately? Like what?

I opened that email, nothing’s happened… yet.

4. I only like to eat lettuce when it’s warm and Mon likes to watch herself in the mirror when she’s talking on the phone. Do you have any private idiosyncrasies that you would like to share with us? Please, go on.

Whenever I’m in a really quiet crowded place like a train or a library, I always wonder what reactions I’d get if I just started singing real loud or if I let out a blood curdling scream.

5. There are many things that will accelerate the heart rate these days. Such as aerobics, a kiss from the most perfect lover or a surprise mugging. So, what causes your heart rate to board the express train to Beatsville?

Being chased by pit bulls made my heart beat the fastest it has ever beaten. In that one instant when I realised that those dogs running towards me were actually wanting to rip me up, my heart must have jumped from 80bpm to 280bpm in a second.

6. I have a dog named Ella and Mon has a goldfish called Defrock Now. What names do you want to give to your future children?

Taj is a cool name I think. For a girl maybe something like Lavinia.

7. I just can’t seem to forgive my self for doing you know what, to you know who back in 1992. What’s the most embarrassing thing you have ever witnessed?

Probably stuff I’ve seen my band mates do. Stuff I can’t really talk about. Embarrassing though!

8. There are things on our planet that evidently exist but we rarely ever get to witness them with our own eyes. Such as sound waves, the Lion-Tailed Macaque and dust mites. Have you ever seen the Dustin Diamond (Screech from saved By The Bell) sex tape?

I saw a picture of a down-syndrome tiger on the Internet. Was hilarious!! Probably just been photo shopped though. Still, go search for downs-tiger!

9. After doing some research on the internet we learned that there’s a pelican and lemon zest recipe, which is a customary dish to the country of Seychelles. If someone served you up a plate of white birds with lemon, would you eat it? Also, what would you have for dessert?

Pelican, shiiit I dunno if I could eat something like that. I tried kangaroo meat the other day and it freaked me out, just because it was kangaroo. I’d have to ready myself if I was gonna eat a plate of white birds and lemon. Think I’d have a tiramisu for dessert.

10. Can you please finish this for us.Scott the mystical and groovy fox, went out to dance with the wolves. While walking through the forest to their favourite nightclub, they stumbled across a stray hand grenade and all pancaked in to a nearby rabbit hole. Turns out it was just a pinecone. After the rouge on their furry cheeks had subsided, Scott the fox declared that they all start up a…

beatbox and each rap a verse about their experiences. Solid.

 

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Visit White Birds and Lemons on Myspace, right here! www.myspace.com/whitebirdsandlemons

“Thanks, Scott”

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 



April 21, 2009

Doctor Doctor.

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Sarah Kate Stuart.   Dr SKS. 

 

1. I heard you met Ryan Adams in Wellington a few weeks ago. Did you have some pretty kinky dreams that night? Oh also what did he say, was it a ‘meet-cute’ etc?

Oh in my mind it was the definition of “meet-cute”, if that includes semi-running down Cuba mall after the man of your dreams. New Yorkers walk mighty fast, I was little bit puffed when I finally caught up to Mr.Adams. From there I proclaimed I would follow him to the ends of the Earth but he said he needs a girl that will go to the edge of Andromeda Galaxy, and I said I get homesick.


2. You are a qualified Architect. Mon and I would love a women’s’ only commune for when the Apocalypse comes? What would you build us, exactly?

It would be probably really naturist inspired, lots of timber and glass, complete with saunas, spas, craft tables, workshops for carpentry and pottery, reading rooms, nature walks and perhaps a mud pit so we could get down and dirty at the end of the day.


3. Can you smell ants, or are you one of the 98% that can’t?

It seems I’m part of the dulled masses that don’t possess this super power. I wish I was part of the 0.2 % of people that believe they can teleport, I really hope some government or military operation out there is putting some dollars into teleportation research.


4. I was forced to stop at Bee World on my way out of Auckland last week. It was weird, creepy, disturbing etc. What do you think about bees?

Bees are just out there doing their thing, being productive, and not complaining, putting food on the table. If you want weird, I went on a tour at a prawn farm in Taupo. It was rad because you got to feed the prawns, then be served a platter of cooked ones at the end.


5. I tend to source my inspiration from the books I read, the music I listen to and from my friends. Mon get’s her inspiration by sleeping with “creative” boys. How do you stay inspired?

What inspires me is the feeling of wanting and longing: desire or the lack (see Lacan philosophy). If I feel like something is missing or I want to visualize an image/space or hear a sound or write about a person or place, I just have to create it for myself or create something that gets me closer to that person, place or image. Obviously what other people are doing and creating around one is great inspiration too.


6. Monica’s Mum had to tell her that babies came out of their Mother’s belly button after Mon went around Kindy stressing that her new, baby sister fell out of her Mum’s bum. Sammy was shocked when her Dad explained that the monkey’s at the zoo are what children turn in to if they don’t have baths.

Have your parents ever fed you any bullshit so that you would shut your, annoying, five year old trap? What did they tell you?

I think I was the one coming up with the B.S when I was five. I professed to so many tummy aches to get out of school and swimming lessons that my mother thought I was constantly constipated and took me to a specialist doctor for a scan.


7. So you’re in a band named Wildwood Lights. Mon has made the observation that it’s an all girl band. She’s wondering if any of you are gay or/and feminist?

Oh gosh, what can I say, I’m definitely a fan of the man and all his “glory”… A lot of our songs are about boys we like or hate. I’m more aligned with Riot Grrl than the feminist third wave. There is still an imbalance in a lot of areas and places in the world. I once started a band called Political Period Pain, I guess our message was “Girls can do and say what we want to so F*#k U, but can I have your babies?”. Those were great times.

 

8. If you could have written any book that’s ever been published, which one would it be and why?

The obvious answer might be Harry Potter or Rich Dad, Poor Dad cause Id be mega loaded, but it’s not all about money right? So I’m going with “Funeral of the Heart it’s a super awesome selection of weird dark Graphic Novella, written and illustrated by Leah Hayes, she’s a mate of Ryan Adams and she did the Art Work for Cardinology Vinyl LP, she plays in a band called Scary Mansion and she seems like a cool chick.

I need to also add Steve Price’s biography, I’m pretty much obsessed with him and his bucket hat.

 

9. You’re a very talented person who has her fingers in an abundance of sweet, little pies. What are your most memorable experiences and collaborations?

I used to play in a band called Debutantes with 4 awesome guys, who I always say id be happy for any of my girlfriends to marry- actually one of them is! They really helped me to play better and I learnt heaps from them. 

J.Marmoot is a long time collaborator of mine. 


10. Sarah the Cockatoo (the talking breed of course), likes to sit on her owner, Rossel’s shoulder and whisper sweet nothings into his ear. One day she awoke in her clandestine cage to find…

her owner had been abducted by aliens in the middle of the night leaving only a trace of green slime where Rossel had once slept. At that moment the door opened, two FBI agents stormed inside the apartment, Dana Scully and Fox Mulder. They began to investigate the scene of what would one day become an unexplained phenomenon in the infamous “X Files”. I want to believe.

 

“Thanks Sarah”.

 

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March 2, 2009

How-Dee!

By reputation, Deenal Vallabh is a complete and utter design junkie that injects her work with stylish, aesthetic beauty every single day.  She’s not your average Graphic Designer that’s sometimes caught calling their Mac a BFF or doing their hair in Photoshop rather than in front of the mirror.  This expat Aucklander, compiles her inspiration through gallivanting about the arty Melbourne scene and exploring the streets of St Kilda, instead. We would have loved to ask Dee about her bag, kite and bubble design accomplishments. Some questions on her Spirograph Font (yes, we said FONT) creation would have been compelling.  We should have quizzed Dee on her apparent fondness towards type or the lovely process she uses to create a spectacular, hand-made book.  We actually should have asked her more questions about her adventures at working at The Wilderness design boutique as well.  Truth is, we got a little un-easy when we realised we couldn’t type our questions out in Helvetica.   So, we decided to distract Miss Dee from our shameful Arial font by asking her these charismatic questions instead.

 

 

1. We heard you met your photographer boyfriend working on the Wilderness Tiger Translate expo.  Was it a wild and romantic tryst?

Heck yes it was,. We wrote love poems to each other every-day and ate at Italian restaurants where we sucked long strings of pasta until our mouths locked in a romantic kiss…NO it was not like that, but I definitely thought he was the most handsome man I had ever seen…! Ha
 
2.  I really like sausage dogs. How would you feel if I asked you to be a part of a roaming, Dachshund circus that specialised in some serious doggy dog contortionism? 

That’s funny, as I’m writing this I see 2 sausage dogs just meters away from me! As I’m watching them, I’m trying to imagine them in the circus, however the proportions of their bodies are so bizarre, I have a feeling there won’t be much contortionism going on! Anyway, I love the theatrical aspect of the circus so if it’s going to look like anything from Britney Spear’s ‘Circus’ video…I’m in!

3. Where are you currently living and where do you support your coffee addiction each day?

Well, living in Melbourne I’m really spoilt for choice with where to go for coffee! I’ll admit though, my daily coffee during the week is pretty budget, it’s from a place that has happy hour from 10-11am, so coffees are only $2. It’s actually not bad tasting coffee most days, and for $2 you can’t really complain! But weekend coffee’s are to be indulged and enjoyed and no $2 coffee will do! As I write this I’m at La Chicas, one of the newer finds on my cafe hunting adventures. They do the most delicious, creamiest coffees, that I dream about for a whole week before I can go again! And you also can’t go past their wonderful pancakes!..yummm….Cafe’s are such a great place to gather thoughts, there’s something being droned in the sound of other people’s chatter, along with the buzzing of the espresso machine and clinking of cutlery that gets those creative juices flowing! I think one day I shall run a studio out of a cafe. 

4. If you had to give Jennifer Aniston advice on LDRs (long distant relationships) or any other type of relationship for that matter, what would it be?

Don’t do it! It’s friggin hard and it sucks!

 5.If you built a mansion, situated in the softest part of the Pelvis Cumulonimbus (an incredibly nice cloud). What would you be wearing? What would you do up there?

If i built a mansion in the clouds, I think I’d just want to be in my pj’s all day, jumping around the clouds as if it were a trampoline, eating pancakes and blowing bubbles.
 
6. So, it was Valentine’s Day a few weeks ago. Is it just a capitalist, consumerism, mechanism that’s commodifying love? Or is that just what fat and single people with cankles, crass body odour and a forest of fungus between their toes always say?

Yes, Valentine’s day oozes of cheese and is a bunch of bollocks…and I’m not fat or single!  It’s definitely focused on consumerism, so it’s great if your in the florist or chocolate business! I think it actually puts a lot of pressure on couples, especially the guys, on having to come up with something special to do on the day, but really it’s not that special, because every other couple is doing the same thing! Anyway, I think if you just take the piss out of it and enjoy the day with your partner in can be nice, rather than it being about spending money on something fancy.

 7. Sammy and I were at the Auckland Museum the other month to check out the T-Rex Named Sue (bloody hell they called him Sue!) Exhibition.  We can call this outing a “date” for Valentine’s sake.  Anyway, we heard this.

Kid (pointing at some 5 year old chick behind the T-Rex): Mum, that’s who stole my bag on the last day of school.

Mother (looking at the T-Rex and totally not realising what her son’s finger is actually pointing at): Well that looks like the monster that lives under your bed and knows when you’re telling lies, OK.

Have you ever been witness to strangers doing/saying weird shit while on a romantic date with eachother? If so, what happened?

 ummm…..dammit I can’t think of anything..I was never really good an eavesdropping!

 8. You are an extraordinarily talented person and no doubt you have very interesting friends.  Are there any characters from cartoons that you wish you could be best friends with?

Captain Planet..he’s our hero..gonna take pollution down to zero…!! I think we could all do with a best friend like him in these times of climate change and needing to be more environmentally aware.

 9. Can you tell us your most extraordinary experience at work? Where you either worked with super cool people or got to do something that was VERY exciting?

 That would have to be my time doing work experience at the Wilderness while in my final year of Uni. It was more the things that came out from that turned it into quite an exciting time for me. Firstly, I got to help out on the Tiger Translate event which the Wilderness curated, and then got to attend, and has probably been one of the best night’s I’ve ever had! It was also the night where I met a wonderfully handsome boy….and also met some great people made some great friendships. From then on, other opportunites popped up that exposed me to the local design scene, which is a great boost when your still a student. All this lead to getting a job with the Wilderness, where I learnt so much from and got to work on some really great projects, and was a really inspiring hub to start off at.

10. Please finish this story:

Deenal the Adolescent King Penguin awoke after a wild bender, only to find herself naked in the hollow of the cliff…wondering how on earth she became King when she’s a female, and undressed herself when she’s a penguin

“Thanks Dee”. 

 

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February 23, 2009

This is what I do when I’m not asking you questions! Love, Mon.

 I’m a frequent visitor to lookbook.nu but I’ve realised that all of the images are getting a little, too generic for my liking.  You may call me a blog-bitch or a cyber-bully (just not to my face) but I sincerely can’t occupy myself for more than six seconds at a time on there.  Just recently, I’ve stopped looking at people’s outfits and have begun to find greater amusement in reading their headlines instead.  Apart from the frequent emo-esque-teen rodomontade about their acid rain and bleeding pain, lonely vintage scissors and reminiscing dark pasts underneath rainbows and stuff.  I actually think there are some really cool people out there whos headlines are far more intriguing than their outfits.  
 
Here are my top nine headlines and why I like them.
 
“Are you thin & willing to pose half naked? Welcome to lookbook” 
I like this because it sounds like a typical case of teenage angst.  When I viewed her comments, I saw that some demented little homo had a major mental breakdown and demanded that she take the hilarious, humdinger headline down.  This prompted me to post bitchy comments on his page like Nice shoes…They kind of make your ankles look fat though =D  and I got that same t-shirt in my MacDonald’s Happy Meal last season. Lol lol.  and then I got cruel with a huge Get fucked, you humourless stiff! Dress-ups are for kids.  He was such a jerk.
 
 
“Heck no techno”  
I don’t like techno.   It’s so passe and so are a lot of other things.  Like, rhyming…
 
“Black Hoody Rap” 
She’s Asian and brought her outfit from an Amish gift store. I like her headline because it’s more ethnically ambiguous than confusing.  She’s a well dressed weirdo.
 
“Take it to the house” 
Now, this reminds me of when I was little and I’d find presents on the beach to give to my Mum.  Mum would analyze my treasure for an entire second before warmly saying “Take it up to the house, baby”.  The most amazing thing was, I’d only ever give her hermit crabs and the occasional bit of drift wood, which reminded me of Tin Tin (if he were Pinocchio) and she’d still overwhelm me with her adoration and enthusiasm.  My crap collecting did come to an indefinite halt, after I rocked up to Mum’s beach towel one day with a sandy condom on a stick.  Apart from having cool shoes, this girl also sports other quirky headlines like “Lookus Tukus” and “get it right get it tight”. 
 
“hey I got lots of black gorilla hairs”
Nicknaming your new found pubic hair is a recent trend in Milan, right?  That kid is so funny.
 
“I wish the brightest star would fall from space, land on your pretty face and burn you right up” 
Wowee.  Angry boys are so sexy.  Not one single girl had anything to say about his headline because they all wanted to know where they could get his hat from.  I’m thinking you would want to wear a NASA endorsed helmet before dating this guy, though.
 
“Wednesdays toothbrush” 
Little Lady, Tavi.  She’s quick, witty and shorter than anyone I know.  I find her blog incredibly well written and have been known to kill time sifting through her sentences.  Except, this is when I get to thinking that Tavi (age 12) is just an incredible hoax and she’s really a pissed off 45 year old gay man, who was too angsty and self-conscious to graduate from sewing school.  Just kidding, I’m acting jealous.  Tavi is clearly the most adorable creep. 
 
“Skateboarding”
So simple, yet so cool and guess what?  He’s a professional yo yo-er!  The guy is just standing in his doorway with a yo yo doing an elaborate trick like Rock The Cradle or something.  Another guy photo bombed the shot because he caught the yo yo-guy taking a photo of himself in his room.  Shame.  They’re just wearing black hoodies, baggy jeans and shoelace belts.  Fierce!
 
“I like a little bit of the old man, Dick”  
Same!  I’ll hand her a misdemeanor for her lack of eloquence but she’s no cop-out when it comes to clever punctuation.  That comma placement is genius.  Adinfinitum supply of kudos for you, you freaky fashionista.



February 19, 2009

We Seek Amy

n500442176_2006901_7391Amy Pennington is our favourite, fascinating lady of the moment. Amy is nineteen years old and hails from the Windy Capitol, she’s now kicking it around the fashionable streets of Auckland. We were meant to ask Miss Pennington stuff about her New York stint, her modelling career, trivia on her band and her music making, where she gathers her inspiration to put together her beautiful style, her plate collection and the impressive reading list she sports. Obviously, we didn’t do that. We asked her these things instead…

1.You have asked yourself to throw yourself a party. Where do you have it? Who do you invite? What tunes will your guests be dancing to on the dance floor and most importantly…What are you wearing?
I’m actually throwing a party in two weeks and it is in my backyard in a 9 foot teepee which is currently under construction (it’s taller than my house) and you are all invited, I will wear something dreamy to dance in and we will all sing and drum along to… crickets!

2.Unicorns. A legend or just hard to spot?
A legend, plus magic stuff like a good hair day every day and free make up that mum lets me wear to the date she lets me go on with the cute boy with the nice car and the dreamy eyesz~~

3. When I was little I liked to play Dungeons and Dragons but Sammy always wanted to play Dance Routine so we made up a game called “Dungeons, Dragons and Disco!” and the game pretty much saved our friendship. What was your favourite game to play when you were little? Did you ever have to play it with a really annoying friend?
I mostly played in trees and with ducks, i guess they were kind of annoying sometimes

4. I know models probably get asked this question all the time but can you please tell us your five favourite books? Why do you love them?
Hahaha……….

5. Have you ever seen a baby ant?
I’m shortsighted

6.We have a playlist called “dancing is a crime in 09″ and “On The Go 2″ and “Songs That I Wish I Wrote First”. What are some of your Playlist names?
Letsee, there’s “00″ “111″ “785″ “11345″ and “On-The-Go 3″

7. Sometimes we make mistakes when we’re speaking because we forget to think. I once told a potential boyfriend that I was “asparagus” instead of “Sagittarius” and Mon told her Mum that she doesn’t want to eat her stuffed green olives because she hates “fucking red cactus” but she just meant “capsicum”. Please, can give us your own personal, wordy faux pas that you’ve made in the past?
When I was a kid my sister gave me a box with a cocoon in it, to watch hatch as a butterfly. I was unable to differentiate between a ‘Cocoon’ and a ‘Raccoon’, so i was convinced that inside this little box must be a Meeko (you know the raccoon from Pocahontas?) of my own! I told all my disbelieving friends about it and we all ended up disappointed when i opened it and found a green bug in hibernation, but the monarch that emerged was a nice consolation.

8. Some houses have ball rooms and some houses have kitchens. What’s your favourite room in your house and why?
Actually, the house I’ve just moved into probably has my favourite room out of all the ones i’ve been into in my life! The kitchen and dining room has imitation buttercup curtains, seafoam walls, glitter sparkle vinyl floors and table (they’re connected) and ship cabin booths to sit in, and BEST of all the sun streams through and it all just looks like icing on a birthday cake

9. Environmentalists are trying to stop me from doing laps in my Hummer every single night even though I’m just looking for motherfucking hoes to smack and a MacDonald’s drive-thru. These planeteers insist I take the bus instead. What sacrifices have you made to save our Planet from certain doom?
I compost.

10. Please, can you finish this off for us?
Amy the Japanese River Lizard woke up in her Lilli-pad palace with a hangover, only to…crawl into her crystal cave and eat cupcakes which taste like skittles, but better, like a REAL rainbow

“Thanks Amy.”





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