I dunno Oliver…I dunno

I got some Oliver Peoples Opticals when I went to Melbourne…and Ive got to say, i thought I looked pretty cool, first opticals, good start.

BUT, the other day I found their latest campaign, and I dunno about this one Oliver,  Elijah?…..nah. All I can see is the hobbit and that laser eyed man from Sin City, especially as he looks at me with the yellow lenses…laaaaaazzzzzeeeeeerr. Shirley has always been an alternative babe option, but for some reason I just cant stop thinking of nana floating around at summer time with a drink in her hand wearing a maxy dress to avoid sunburn/cover varicose veins/cellulite/ cankles.

Luckily for Oliver Peoples we can let this all slide because they make awesome frames

Zoom ZOOOOM!

Im a lazy cyclist…Im not gonna lie, im only keen for a hoon on a bike if Im A: going to get an icecream, B: drunk and on an “adventure”, or C: on my way to the next vinyard… So I was pretty pumped to read about The Copenhagen Wheel. It looks minimal and tres bicycle chic and you can just whack it onto your old rusty and you’re off. If you’re lazy like myself cycling is about to be revolutionised because while you’re peddling it conserves energy so that when you’re skinny calves cant handle the hill it will give you a boost…amazing